PREVIEW (Draft)

 

Travelling With Maria

 

About love, friendship, adventures, unusual people, perfect happiness, gigantic cockroaches and much more  in India, Sri Lanka and Australia.

 

Fred Schäfer

 

 

How life in the jungle taught me two lessons

 

We zigzagged through the south of India until one day we found ourselves in the wildlife reserve of Bandipur in the vicinity of Mysore. Looking up this part of India in a travel book today, the book says Bandipur is inhabited by bison, tigers, leopards, more than a thousand elephants and by birds ranging from blue-bearded bee-eaters, scarlet minarets and ospreys to herons and ducks. I am reading that we should also have come across crocodiles and snakes and lizards. I don’t remember any of them, which could mean that I have forgotten all about them, which seems unlikely, or didn’t pay enough attention and walked past without noticing them. Maybe we were just plain lucky that we were still alive when we left the reserve three days later.

I remember the bison, elephants and birds and whilst the birds were beautiful and noisy, the bison and the elephants taught me a bit about myself. Like Paul Hogan years later in the first Crocodile Dundee movie I confronted one of the bison (I mistook the beast for an oversized cow) and tried to hypnotize him with my western personality by walking slowly towards him. At a distance of about two metres the huge beast shook his gigantic head, which made his horns look like rotating aeroplane propellers, and made me switch into reverse and slowly move out of the vicinity of the whirling blades. It was not until I moved backwards that I realized what was going on: that I was trying to show off in front of Maria and that it was plain stupid, dangerous and served no good purpose at all. It could have got me killed.

This event took place in a swamp area on slippery ground beside a little lake (possibly with crocodiles closely watching me). As I moved backwards (watched by Maria) I decided that from now on there would be no more a need for me to show off in front of the girl I loved and who loved me, irrespective of whether or not I confronted an oversized cow.

We stayed in the wildlife reserve for three days. By ’we’ I mean Maria and myself, Amar, who was about my age and from Bombay, and a guide by the name of Balachandra who also served as our cook and was allocated to us by the Forest Officer in Mysore.

After a four hour walk we found ourselves in the centre of the reserve in a little hut and Balachandra cooked rice and curry. After we had eaten I wanted to help clean up the dishes but Amar told me that I shouldn’t because it was Balachandra’s job and if I helped, Balachandra would no longer respect me as much as he respected me now. Instead of helping him do his work, Amar suggested that it would be more appropriate if we gave him money. He said: “Balachandra has a big family.” He then put two rupees on the table and when I also put two rupees on the table, Amar looked to Maria and I put another two rupees on the table. Amar nodded and gave the six rupees to Balachandra, who took them and thanked us and a few minutes later served hot tea which we enjoyed in front of the hut.

We all slept on bamboo mats on the floor that night in one room. Maria and I were very tired. When Amar woke us in the morning it was already nine o’clock and breakfast was ready. Balachandra said that he had heard elephants during the night and there were also tigers in the reserve and we would definitely see elephants but to see a tiger would need a lot of luck and could also be dangerous.

After breakfast we walked through the reserve and came across elephant droppings. Several times we walked through grass areas where the grass was so high that we could not see over it and Balachandra asked us to stay close together so that we wouldn’t lose each other. He stopped frequently and asked us to be very quiet so that he could hear what was going on around us and it became obvious that he was afraid of tigers in the high grass.

Maria was afraid. I was afraid too and I think Amar was also afraid, but instead of admitting it, Amar and I behaved as if it was the most natural thing for us to walk through grass that was so high that we couldn’t see whether two metres ahead of us we would walk into a waiting tiger or a leopard.

After several hours of walking we arrived at a large clearing. The clearing was at least three hundred metres long and two hundred metres wide and surrounded by forest. The grass was low and here and there we could see a few bushes and there was noise coming from the forest.

“Elephants”, Balachandra said.

We walked along the edge of the clearing towards the noise and Balachandra told us to walk quietly and stay close to the forest so that we could quickly hide between the tress should this be required. As we walked the noise seemed to move away from us and we walked faster thinking that the elephants were moving away. When we talked about it later we concluded that the elephants probably hadn’t changed their position at all and that only the wind had shifted and provided us with the impression that the elephants had moved.

We reached an area where the edge of the forest became irregular and where parts of the forest stretched toward the inside of the clearing like peninsulas and between these peninsulas of trees there were ten to twenty metre wide areas that were empty and stretched from the clearing into the forest like channels made of grass. We crossed several of these grass channels and walked fast. We felt like hunters except that we had neither the experience nor the instincts of real hunters. We didn’t realize this until we nearly ran into a herd of elephants in one of the channels.

The humans and the animals saw each other at the same time and while for a few moments the humans stopped and didn’t move and didn’t say a word, the elephants didn’t waste any time and got up at once and moved and trumpeted like the angels of Jericho, except the tune might not have been the same. We, the humans, found ourselves already half way into the channel and the elephants were on the other side of it. Not straight ahead of us but about forty or fifty metres to our right. For a moment the most sensible thing would have been for us to retreat to the forest area from where we had emerged. Later, none of us could explain why the elephants did not either attack us or retreat into the forest area behind them. They decided in favour of a third option and crossed the channel to our right and headed into the forest area from where we had emerged a minute or two earlier.

All of us saw where the elephants were heading except Maria who was at the very back of our group. She was aware of the elephants, the trumpeting and noise and from her perspective the most sensible thing to do was to turn around and run back for cover in the forest area behind her. Amar, Balachandra and I ran forward for cover in the forest area in front of us and Maria turned backward in almost the same direction that the elephants had chosen for their escape. Considering the short distances and the considerable speed of both Maria and the elephants it would have been only a matter of a minute or less for Maria and the elephants to meet.

Amar was the first to reach the forest ahead of us and therefore the first to turn around; he realized that Maria, who was meant to be close behind me, was rapidly moving away from me. In his state of surprise and excitement Amar yelled something in his native language that I didn’t understand. He also gesticulated as if the heaven behind me was about to fall on me, which made me look back. He made more noise than the elephants. Enough for Maria to hear him too. She, looking back, realized immediately what was going on and changed her direction by one hundred and eighty degrees (once more). She ran towards me and I ran towards her and when we met in the middle of the channel, I stopped and grabbed her by the hand and turned around. Together we ran and joined Amar and Balachandra a few seconds later. Amar and I looked at each other without saying a word. In the distance we could still hear the elephants in the forest area we had left behind us a few minutes earlier. Balachandra looked worried, probably because he felt responsible for us and because the Forest Officer in Mysore would not have appreciated it if one of us had been killed by elephants. Maria was amazingly relaxed about the event and when I looked at her I felt very deeply that she was my wife and I was very grateful. I thought that she was more beautiful and more sexy than ever and just as a bison had taught me the day before that there was no need to show off in front of her, the elephants now had taught me how vulnerable life can be and how much I was in love with this wonderful girl who was willing to share her life with me and do crazy things with me like running away from elephants in the south of India.

 

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